21 June 2008

there are things i like to do when asked

i like to help analyze people's dreams.

and i like to cut their hair, or help decide how they should get it cut.

the problem is, these are both dangerous things to do. because few people realize how transparent and close to the surface they are when discussing either.


when i first got here, i dreamt about my grandmother every night. the last couple of weeks, i haven't been able to remember my dreams. i think maybe it's because my subconscious has moved into my hair follicles. and last night i thought about bleaching my head platinum.